So I got talking to Professor Wadsworth, whose knowledge seems to supersede any Discovery Travel and Living show host when it comes to food. The discussion, for some reason, turned to donuts and I was saying how excited I was that Dunkin Donuts is coming back to Singapore. So he disagreed and said well, obviously I had gotten it all wrong and came up with this special "Hierarchy of Donuts" (if you are a communication student, you'll get the joke. If not, look up Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs).
Goes the conversation:
TW: Eh, dunkin donuts isn't that good.
Me: They're definitely better than krispy kreme. They are wayyy too much for me.
TW: Oh no!
Me: I think Dunkin Donuts put in just the right amount of sugar and chocolate in their double chocolate donuts.
TW: You have your donut hierarchy way screwed up. See it goes like this.
1. Local Bakery Donuts
2. Grocery Store Donuts
3. Krispy Kreme Donuts
4. Dunkin Donuts
Me: Hahahahha!
TW: 5. Gas Station Donuts
Me: wtf
TW: 6. Boxed Donuts
Me: Where did you get this?
TW: I have always maintained this notion from my great and knowledgeable experience with donuts.
Me: How many donuts have you consumed to formulate this complex theory?
TW: A lot.
Me: I'll bet.
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nice title man...
ReplyDeletehahaha thanks.
ReplyDeleteWe still argued after about which were better. I personally still prefer DD.
seriously this is so random...but its heartening to know you'd fight for donuts!<3
ReplyDeleteokay but i havent tried krispy/dunkin donuts but i think 2.grocery store donuts are so dry and the sugar tastes so fake that its honestly quite sad in the end....
I know it is off-topic, but here is a fun fact: A Donut is topologically equivalent to a coffee mug. There goes an idea that packs oodles of geek punch.A donut's transformation into a coffee mug under a series of 3 dimensional 'continuous' distortions, goes on to explain the equivalency. So all the math geeks, come and have coffee and donuts at 'torus' which is the mathematical term for the shape.
ReplyDeleteThank you for listening. :D
@pooja
ReplyDeleteI will argue for sugar! Hahaha.
@deadly
Cool fact! Thanks for sharing!