"Dating Situation for Caucasian European in Singapore"

I saw this guy's post on a popular forum. There was just something about this post that irritated me - I don't know what. Whether it was how he was speaking about women in general, or Singaporean women, or just his attitude. I don't know. I did not like it. Also, PLEASE TAKE NOTE, no offence meant to any caucasians and Singaporeans.

His lines are in bold, mine are in italics.

I am considering moving to Singapore because it’s been a dream of mine to explore Asia and I find Asian women highly attractive.

If you are exploring Asia, I suggest you go to Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam and Japan. These places are rich in history, culture, language and the arts. Singapore is well known for nightlife and lawsuits on the press publications.

What are the odds of me finding a girlfriend if I move there?

Pretty low if you don’t have a damn job.

I am well-educated, tall, have an athletic build, and a nice and caring personality.

If you are as awesome as you claim, why can’t you find a girlfriend in your own country? Why do you have to move 10,000 miles for an odd fetish?

Do Singaporean girls like Europeans?

There is a particular breed that is partial to them. The species known as the Sarongus Partius Girlius has time and again shown its affinity toward the white man. The Sarongus Partius Girlius, or affectionately nicknamed the “SPG” by cultural anthropologists can be detected in their natural habitat by certain defining characteristics – dangerously high heels that produce a tottering sound while they run to keep up with their partner who is usually thrice their age or same as their grandfather (whichever number is higher), deliberately ill-fitting tight-dress with breasts that spill out for attention-grabbing purposes, and strong smelling Eau de Parfum – a natural repellent to the intelligent homo sapien.

I am basically an atheist, is that a problem?

Only God can answer that question, my friend.

In general, what do marriage minded Singaporean women look for in a man?

It really depends. The average Singaporean woman will probably consider whether the two of you have an emotional connection, which right now I'm guessing is non-existent because from your tone you seem to be headed toward a quick lay. She will also look at your intelligence, which I place to be somewhere between negative and nil. She will then look at your income earning ability, which again I highly doubt, since you are leaving your job and country to fulfill a crazy fetish. Lastly, she will look at your appearance. I am in no position to comment on that since I have not had the good fortune. Your chances of making it here are pretty low since the average Singaporean woman probably will blow you off and the SPG will not even consider you since chances are high you will be broke and jobless.

Is internet dating something you can recommend is it just a waste of time?

I honestly think people strike higher with lame Facebook attempts instead of internet dating sites.

If so, what is the best way to find a high quality Singaporean woman?

High quality. Hmm, hold on a sec. Let me put on one of my pressure-cooker salesman hats and tell you how to pick out a high-quality woman in Singapore. Oh fuck off you big horny dork!